straight up now, tell me

With just two days left to go before she had to be in Maryland for a semester, Amy had planned to spend the day packing up her things and avoiding her mother and Bruce as much as possible. They had just gotten back from their honeymoon on Monday, and it was clear from their unsubtle displays of PDA in the hallways that they still weren't used to being around people with their just-married hormones at an all-time high.

With Karma's rejection fresh in Amy's mind and a box of Plan B still burning a hole in the bathroom garbage, all the displays of sex and romance were making her a little nauseous. More than anything, she just wanted to spend the day by herself before she had to muster up the energy to socialize with new people over the weekend.

( Unfortunately for Amy, her plans were thwarted by Karma, who showed up around mid-afternoon with a bouquet of balloons and a paper bag stuffed with bleach-free cleaning products and rubberless rubber gloves. )

{establishy! NFB + NFI!}